

Ladies and Gentlemen, what your Democratic government can do with an unprecedented majority mandate
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When will people come together to ensure equal rights for all as presented under
the Declaration of Independence? This is as embarrassing as voting to extend
segregation in the 1950s.
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Sorry, this isn't a cartoon. Just a sketch I did with a ball roller pen on a
paper towel, so the bleeding should have made this difficult - but instead it
helped.
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Oh come on. That's funny!
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Why is this even a phrase? If you've forgotten more
about something... how is that useful?
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This happens at my house... ask my cat Rowan if this is funny... she'll say it isn't.
This is inspired by the new Congresstional Credit Card Bill which is supposed to rein in the unbridled greed of the companies. What it does is forces the Credit Card companies to tell you in clearer language how they are totally screwing you. It doesn't stop them from continuing to screw you.
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Inspired by my previous cartoon, this one may say it better.
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This actually happened... or perhaps it didn't. I have a happy-face pin (sans
blood) which I wore to both showings of Watchmen.
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Don't get me wrong. I love Watchmen, but I couldn't resist this.
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An experimental form - just hand-drawn in a legal pad
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Seriously... if McCain, by some miracle, pulls this election out and wins, how will he ever live down one of the sleaziest campaigns I've ever been a witness to?
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Every now and then Modern Ways comes back naturally.
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Inspired by the recent report that 17 Massachusetts school girls entered a pact
to get pregnant
so they could raise their kids together. Reportswere that more pregnancy tests
were given that year
than in any school in the US, and that there was a four-times larger-than-average
number of teen
pregnancies in 2008. The school had plenty of pregnancy tests, but refuses to
distribute birth control to its teens.
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Suddenly the President is calling Scott McClellan a liar... after McClellan
was paid to be one by Bush for years.
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I can't believe a single person is seriously considering voting for McCain instead
of Hillary just because Obama beat her socks off in the primaries.
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How many times have I thought this recently?
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Heh. I like this one.
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Hey, Indy's back!
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My daughter thought of this one while we were talking about that mirror in the
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Just something I came up with while playing pool.
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Probably not too original either, but fun nonetheless.
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After writing this one, I found I wasn't alone in this thought. There are many
versions of this easily findable on the web.
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Simple Western humor.
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The whole wagging of the tail joke. Well, a snake is almost all tail, no?
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Yup. Another one inspired by a Far Side cartoon. Sometimes Gary Larson goes
down one road, and I see other roads he could have gone down but didn't. I then
go down that road. In his original, a kid is lying in his bedroom with posters
and magazines of brooms all over the walls.
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From the old Polar Bear joke.
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I changed one letter from a Far Side cartoon. I thought "bed bug"
was funnier than "bed bugs". For Mom to be this specific it seems
funnier to me.
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Simple variation on a Far Side 'toon.
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Just an image I had one day looking at the bathroom with a teacup in my hand.
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A simple tale of love and belief.
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This one is one most people think of from one time or another I'm sure.
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Don't know. This one just hit me while I was lying on the couch watchin "It's
A Wonderful Life" with my daughter. I think there must have been a "Keep
off the Grass" sign in the movie at some point.
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This one's just a funny.
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This one came from the fact that Congress is still giving George W. Bush the
money he needs for his war, ignoring the accountability the American People
voted them in to get. This particular one came after Congress caved yet again.
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Gee, guess where this one came from.
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This one was a re-use of a caption I had
done some time back. Different context, a little.
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This one came probably from reading too many Darwin Awards.
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I did this originally a very long time ago. The original is somewhere in my
files, probably, but this is a rough sketch I did recently after being reminded
of it because of the Hollywood writers' strike. Since the strike began, I saw
several similar cartoons published in papers. But mine came first.
It also gave me the idea of creating a series of cartoons sketched on napkins, and call it Cocktail Napkins. Here's another one.
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This came after talking to a couple of my friends after watching a movie about
a decade ago. It's the first appearance of Neil and Tim
from Modern Ways in ages.
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Got inspired to do this one by the Lord of the Rings films,
as well as my work on Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar
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This was done the day after the Red Sox won their first World Series in eight
decades. Also a loving tribute to Charles Schulz
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This was appropriate, I thought.
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Don't know where this one came from. Probably from watching so much crime drama.
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One day fans sent the Asheron's Call Live Team a package of goodies. We joked
about it being poisoned, but since it came from Send.com, it probably wasn't,
since they were a third-party online shop. Unless...
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This one I did long before I moved to Boston. I think it was during a college
course I was taking on serial killers.
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